February has been a massive failure on the diet front. With LMFF and Paris breathing down my neck, I have proceeded to eat my body weight in carbs and chocolate.

Hear this: No more!!

While I still feel completely ill after gorging on cookie dough this evening, I pledge to enjoy the month of March more in moderation than I did February – including a ban on all chocolate substances until I set foot in Paris.

Can’t be that hard, can it?

Can’t be worse than feeling as sick as I do now!